Life with cats
I own two 10 year old female cats. If you are a cat lover you probably understand what this post is all about. If you are one of these imbecils who hate cats, go away!
One of my cats is very special, it was born with no tail. Yes that's right, completely no tail. She runs funny, kinda looks like a rabbit. Because of this anomaly her muscles back there are weeker and we all know what comes out of their back ends. Sometimes, a small chunk of it sticks around and she walks around with it on her bum. Spreading it everywhere. Let me tell you, this is no fun. But I love her so I cope.
My other cat is a plain normal, but looks like a male cat. Seriously she looks like a butch lesbian cat.
